Where's the Post?

I just spent the last 30 minutes watching a children's show. No, I wasn't babysitting. Yes, it was because I was avoiding my Economics homework. Yes, I am slightly brain dead because of prom. Conclusion? We need adult Blue's Clues.

And yes, I'm serious.

Exhibit A: Personal Finance
Can you find the tax deduction, kids? Blue has gotten herself into a contract, and now she wants out of it. Can you help her find a loop hole?

Here's the mail! It makes me wanna wag my tail! Kids, it's mail time. When it comes I wanna wail...BILLS!
Hey look.
It's a letter from the collection agency.

Exhibit B: When You Write a Terrible In-class Essay But Then Get A Good Grade
You see my brain? Where?

Exhibit C: Everyday Life
Blue, where are my socks? I can't find them. You didn't eat them again, right?

Exhibit D: Other TV Shows
Blue, we gotta find the last Avatar!

Exhibit E: Driving Places
Blue, why don't you have a clue? We're no where near the store. Where the heck are we? Blue!

Exhibit F: Solving Life's Problems
I'll just sit in my chair here and think....thiiiink....thiiiiiiiiiiink......THINK DARN IT!

Actually, we really don't need an adult Blue's Clues. We just need Blue.